1 hour ago · 2,068 notes · Source
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When people offer to buy me food..
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
1 hour ago · 175,732 notes
How my personal screen looks.
How does yours look like?
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a piece of clothing, but then you see the price.
When your parents wake you up in the morning…
That person in class that always acts like they’re fucking Albert Einstein
When someone’s telling me their life issues and I’m just here like
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2 hours ago · 4,004 notes · Source
Slo-Mo Thing of the Day: Photographer Adam Shomsky shows us skateboard tricks at 1000 FPS, which makes them just slow enough to imagine you might actually be able do these yourself.
Unfortunately, that attempt would probably look more like this.